no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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