dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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