No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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