franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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