Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just pynch a tree in the face
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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