good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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