I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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