I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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