you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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