At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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