You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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