i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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