Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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