Im at strip club and am horny
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I think your dad took our porno
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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