it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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