where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I'm really busy with my period
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