just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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