farters have to be the big spoon...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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