3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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