I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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