How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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