physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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