Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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