Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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