So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
