I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
