jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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