i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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