Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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