If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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