Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
