Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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