You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
two words...techno handjob
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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