some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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