ugly people sure do ruin things
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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