i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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