i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
