everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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