A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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