And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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