Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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