Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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