Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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