You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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