wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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