the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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