Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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