dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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