ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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