Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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