what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Terrible idea I love it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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