Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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