i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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