We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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